food & sex

Expanding the food-in-bed question ... how do you feel about food and sex?

Maybe I have a thing about combining hedonistic practices, because, like my aversion to eating in bed, I also cannot tolerate food products as sex toys. The whole whipped cream thing I do not understand. It's cold, sticky, distracting, and makes cleanup that much more time consuming. I have no desire for a menage a trois with an ice cream sundae. Warm skin is so lovely in its own right ...

eating in bed

A question: do you eat in bed?

I never, ever do. I find this strange, since I love sleeping in almost as much as I love food. But even thinking about mixing bed and food together makes me irritable. I would even freak out if someone ate next to me in bed. Fingernails on a chalkboard, that.

Now the couch and food, on the other hand ... perfectly gratifying.